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The Recipe for Sarcasm

By: Ajay Krishnan

 

The recipe of sarcasm:

 

You will need anger, eyeballs, pheromones, sarjuice, water, wit, tone, and oil

To make to say the least, sarcasm.

 

Take anger and tone and dilute in water

If not diluted will fall apart

Just like some of your lives

Fry your eyeballs

In hot oil

To give the fiery look

Of looking through your soul

 

Mix it all up

 

Sarjuice is the essence

So do not lose it

Mix it all in for a wonderful work of art

 

Serve it up immediately

For sarcasm

 

Right in the moment and not when it’s cold

 

Sprinkle in the pheromones to transport what’s it called

Oh yes! Dumbness, to transport dumbness

 

Divide up evenly

Which most people do wrong

Resulting in uneven portions

Of sarcasm

 

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