By: Ajay Krishnan
The recipe of sarcasm:
You will need anger, eyeballs, pheromones, sarjuice, water, wit, tone, and oil
To make to say the least, sarcasm.
Take anger and tone and dilute in water
If not diluted will fall apart
Just like some of your lives
Fry your eyeballs
In hot oil
To give the fiery look
Of looking through your soul
Mix it all up
Sarjuice is the essence
So do not lose it
Mix it all in for a wonderful work of art
Serve it up immediately
For sarcasm
Right in the moment and not when it’s cold
Sprinkle in the pheromones to transport what’s it called
Oh yes! Dumbness, to transport dumbness
Divide up evenly
Which most people do wrong
Resulting in uneven portions
Of sarcasm
